... "Sitting in a café to recover after that humiliation, we watch the business types nearby who sip their coffee and delicately nibble at dry sandwiches, afraid to appear uncomposed should a stray crumb make an unwelcome landing on the lapel of their collar."
Hostel Splendid, 3am
"...The small, square room had two match-boxed sized beds in the standard hideous floral covers, do cheap hostels receive bulk purchase discount? Some net curtains that appeared to be impressively far along the stages of decomposition, which I pinned closed with a wobbly chair, and a bathroom, that if wished, would allow for you to sit on the toilet whilst cleaning your teeth over the sink and washing your feet in the shower."
